A CHILD AND HIS LAWNMOWER


Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
Might makes right, it's the
American way®
They fined him $60 and sent him on his way 

You know, some people don't take no shit
Maybe if they did they'd have half a brain left. 

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